If Betty Crocker had a Misfit
Daughter
Allowing yourself to become absorbed into an artistic lotus land is not only fullfilling but nuturing to the spirit
An Early About Me Welcome
Hey ya'll! Welcome! Aloha! I am Beth, and boy am I glad you found me. I'm still looking for me some days. I'm a little bit normal if that is the word folks use, but mostly, I am all kinds of variety. I feel like Im an olde time 5 and 10 store ya know. Remember those days of penny candy. I hope you stay around awhile and come back to visit me real soon. I plan on sharing some amazing recipes, craft ideas, organizing hacks, health and wellness information, and well all things life. From Aloha to the deep south and I can't forget my raising in the yankee state of Pennsylvania surrounded by the amish and Pennsylvania dutch. As for Betty Crocker and the misfit daughter.. You will get to know me as I further get to know myself. I am very old fashion and have a moral code of honor. Very domestic with that wild child side that makes people say, she did what? she is wearing what? and whats with the voodoo dolls. I have you know it is all with in the realm of cleanliness, and christianity. Well I strive to keep it in there. Toodles for now my friends. Let our adventure begin.
My kind of Betty Crocker Attire. Barefoot of course. No heels for me : )
Live
every moment
Love
Beyond words
Relax
without worry
Play
with youth
Laugh
every day
For some pink flare in the kitchen with my mixing bowl and wooden spoon.
Sweet onions, Butter, eggs milk, etc. This pie is delightful, easy, and unbelievably Great. A wonderful side dish but I will also give you ideas to make it a main meal for the must have meat eaters like my fiance`
Holiday Ham or Just Ham Dinner
Moist, juicy, flavorful ham can be enjoyed without a whole lot of work. I know all the side dishes are time consuming. I will help you out with the bonus
London Broil a.k.a. Flank Steak
Medium, medium rare, rare, how every you like it I will share good tips to a lovely tender meat. Please no well done lovers. I get it I do but your missing out on so much flavor.
Banana Delight
Ingredients
2 packages graham crackers
1/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup melted butter
1 8 oz package cream cheese
1/4 cup powdered sugar
2 tbsp milk
2 containers cool whip
2 packages banana pudding
3 1/2 cups milk
5 bananas
*optional Flaked coconut
Directions
In a medium or large bowl combine cream cheese, powdered sugar and 2 tbsp milk and beat until smooth and creamy, fold in half of 1 container cool whip until combined. Place in refrigerator. In a seperate bowl combine Pudding mixes with the 3 1/2 cups milk and beat until custardy and a bit more firm than if you would have used 4 cups milk. Place in refrigerator while preparing the crust. Crush graham crackers in a food processor, ninja, zip lock bag and rolling pin, hands. . You got the point. Mix in 1/4 sugar to crumbs and melt butter in microwave 30 ish seconds. Pour over crumbs until well combined. Place in a 13 x 9 in pan and press down firmly . Just the bottom of the pan. Peel and slice your bananas and place on the crust you've made. Now retrieve your cream cheese mixture from the fridge and layer over bananas, retrieve pudding and layer over cream cheese, now top with remaining container and half of cool whip. If using coconut sprinkle that on top and return to refrigerator to set up until serving time. Overnight is fine too. Now slice into this light summery desert and dream of the tropics if your not lucky enough to live there!
Chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies
Ingredients
14 tablespoons margarine (2 sticks minus two tablespoons)
2 eggs
1 cup white granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
3 cups all purpose flour (a little more if the batter seems to wet)
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon himalaya pink sea salt (you can use the salt of your choice)
1 bag chocolate chips (milk, semi sweet, dark ) I used semi sweet
1/2 bag peanut butter chips (so 3 cups if you want all chocolate go for it, all peanut butter go you!) I am a believer in making a recipe your own
Directions
Get your stand mixer set up and ready to go. Place the margarine in the mixing bowl and let sit for approximately 15 minutes, depends on your temperature and humidity. The goal is to let it get softened. Once softened (not melted) Put your sugars in the bowl with the margarine and mix on a lower speed (on my kitchenaid I used 2) and mix until it looks fluffy and smooth. I walked away and started a load of laundry. Next step is to add on egg at a time and mix well after the additions picking up the pace to a medium speed. It will get smooth and fluffy again. Add your vanilla and salt and baking soda and again mix well until you are sure ingredients are combined. Add your flour one cup at a time mixing after each cup. If the batter is pulling away from the sides of the bowl you don't need anymore flour if the batter seems to wet add 1/4 cup more. It is not a stiff batter though so don't get carried away. Add your chocolate and peanut butter chips and give it a stir so its evenly blended. Now put your bowl in the fridge a good 30 minutes. Or if you aren't baking them right away cover with saran wrap it will keep a few days. But if you are baking preheat your oven to 350* Once batter is chilled (very important to chill the batter) grab your ice cream scoop, cookie scoop, or spoon (about 1/4 cup per cookie) and spray your cookie sheet with cooking spray or line with baking paper or slip mat. I just used spray. My tray allowed for 6 cookies each and I got 4 trays of cookies out of the batter. 24 cookies. Put cookie batter back in fridge while the first batch bakes. Make sure your oven racks are in the middle of the oven.. Bake for 10 minutes. I did two trays at a time and the bottom tray needed 11 minutes. Remove from oven leave cookies on tray for 5 or so minutes before spatuling off to cool. Also gives the trays a chance to cool down a spit spot. Repeat with rest of dough you placed back in fridge and prepare to endulge.
Mini Apple Peanut Butter Pies
Ingredients
4-5 apples
1 tsp cinnamon
egg roll sheets
1-2 tablespoons peanut butter
2 tablespoons apple juice or apple cider
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 Eggwhite
Directions
Peel and core apples, slice in half , lay one half flat and slice in thirds. Lay the other half flat and slice in thirds as well. Repeat with remaining apples. Place in a sauce pan and sprinkle cinnamon, and brown sugar. Add in your juice or cider and cook over medium heat until apples have softened. About 15 to 20 minutes. Add your peanut butter. I used 2 tbsp for this batch. stir until peanut butter has melted in with the apples.Turn off heat and get your egg rolls ready and egg white. The way you fold your egg rolls is entirely up to you. I think of it as wrapping presents, which I love to do. Take a sheet of egg roll and place 2 tbsp maybe squeeze in 3 of apples with little sauce and egg white the outside of your wrapper and then wrap up. I show you different ways but there are many more. I just dip my fingers in the egg whites and go along the edges but if you feel the need use a basting brush or what not. I like hands on food. I feel in control that way. I also go over the outside of my presents with eff white before baking. Bake at 375* for 30 minutes or until golden brown . That remaining sauce .. Now drizzle that over the freshly baked mini apple pies and indulge. I was in apple peanut butter nirvana!
Angel Food Cake~no box required
Ingredients
1 cup cake flour
2/3 cup sugar
12 egg whites ~ room temerature is a must
1 1/2 tsp cream of tartar
1/8 tsp salt
2/3 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
Preheat oven 375*
Directions
Sift cake flour and 2/3 cup sugar in a bowl. In a seperate bowl beat egg whites, cream of tartar, and salt until soft peaks form. Add 2/3 cup sugar and slowly beat on high until stiff peaks form. Now add in your flour mixture slowly and beating on low, add vanilla just until its incorporated. Spoon into pan and bake for 30-35 minutes. Its actually very easy and so much more delicious than boxed angel food cake and I love love love angel food cake. If your prefer lemon or almond or orange. .. Just use one of those extracts instead of the vanilla! You can slice it up and use as a base for strawberries and whipped cream, layer as a trifle, pour a glaze over it like I did. Reminded me of a glazed donut without the fat!
Funnel Cakes
1 egg
2/3 cup milk
2 tbsp sugar
1 1/3 cup sifted flour
1/4 tsp salt
3/4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp vanilla
Heat Deep Fryer or Dutch oven with oil to 375*
Directions
Beat the egg briefly and add the milk and again beat briefly on low. In a seperate bowl sift the flour and add in the salt, sugar, and baking powder. Add the milk and egg into your flour ingredients and beat well until smooth, like pancake batter would look. Pour batter into a funnel with your finger over the hole to hold the mixture. In your deep fryer or dutch oven you have ready at 375* alow the batter to now be released from the funnel making a spiral careful not to splatter and burn yourself. From center to the outside. Fry until golden brown and drain on paper towels. Sprinkle with confectioners sugar.
Oh Henry I love you Bars
Ingredients
1 cup sugar
1 cup karo (corn syrup)
1 1/2 cups peanut butter
6 cups corn flakes
1 pkg chocolate chips
In a large bowl combine cornflakes and peanut butter, and In a medium sauce pan bring sugar and karo to a boil. Pour over cornflake mixture stirring to combine well. Example being as if making rice crispie treats. Spread into 9 x 12 inch pan. Pour chocolate chips into small sauce pan or microwave safe bowl if chosing to microwave. In a sauce pan melt chocolate over a low heat until melted and pour over your henry bars you've created. If using a microwave, warm chocolate 30 seconds at a time until melted and pour over cornflake bars. Chill until serving.
Fluffy Peanut Butter Frosting
Ingredients
1/2 cup peanut butter
1 lb. 10x powdered sugar
7-8 tbsp milk
1 tsp vanilla
Blend sugar and peanut butter, add milk and vanilla blending on low and slowly increasing the speed to medium and high a few minutes. Until Fluffy. Should yield enough to frost 2 9inch round cakes or 1 9 x 12 inch cake.. Or use for cupcakes. Probably double the batch for enough to cover 24 cupcakes. We all love icing..
Butter Cream Frosting
Ingredients
1 lb 10 x powdered sugar
1/4 lb (1/2 cup) softened butter
1/8 tsp salt
1 tsp vanilla
3-4 tbsp milk
Cream 1/3 cup sugar with butter and salt in large bowl. Blend in vanilla, 2 tbsp milk and remaining sugar into mixture gradually, blend in remaining milk on low until desired consistancy. Who needs store bought when its quick and easy and delicious to make your own. Without the yucky preservatives.
Chocolate Sheet Cake
Ingredients
1 1/4 cup margarine
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa or carob powder
1 cup water
2 cups flour
1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp salt
1 (14oz) can sweetened condensed milk
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup powdered sugar
1 cup chopped nuts
Directions
Preheat oven 350*
Melt 1 cup margarine in a medium saucepan over medium low heat, stir in 1/4 cup cocoa and then water. Bring to a boil, remove from heat. Set aside. In a large bowl combine flour, brown sugar, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt. Add in the wet cocoa butter mixture. Beat with an electric mixer until well combined. Stir in 1/3 cup sweetened condensed milk, eggs, and vanilla. beat on low 1 minute just to untie everything. Pour into a greased and floured 15-10 in jellyroll pan. Bake at 15 minutes or until cake springs back up when pressed and toothpick comes out clear when inserted in the center.
In a small pan melt remaining 1/4 cup margarine,turn off heat and immediately stir in remaining 1/4 cup cocoa and remaining condensed milk, confectioners sugars and nuts. Stirring to well combine and spread over warm cake. Allow to cool and serve. This cake is rich and light. Sweet and dense. It's a pms dream come true. Perfect for picnics, weddings, birthdays or just when your in the mood for cake!
Homemade Animal Crackers or are they Cookies
Ingredients
1 cup margarine or shhh you can use the equivalent in butter buds..
2/3 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp almond extract. Yes that flavor you taste when eating an animal cracker.. Is in fact almond.
1/2 tsp salt
2 1/2 cups flour
1 cups oats
Directions
Beat butter until creamy; beat in sugar gradually. Blend in egg, almond extract, and salt. Gradually add flour mixing thoroughly. Stir in the oats. Yes old fashioned oats. Chill dough overnight or at least 3 hours. Preheat oven to 350* Roll out dough on lightly floured surface until thin. Cut out with cookie cutters. Obviously animals shapes! Bake 8- 10 minutes. Remove from oven and decorate with confectioners glaze if desired.
Confectioners Glaze
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1 1/2 cups (150 grams) confectioners' sugar, sifted to remove any lumps
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3 to 4 tablespoons milk or water
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2 teaspoons vanilla extract (optional)
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Combine together until smooth
Broken Glass Jello
Ingredients
4 3 oz boxes of different colored jello (strawberry, orange, grape, blueberry)
1 8 oz can sweetened condensed milk
2 (1/4 oz) envelopes unflavored gelatin
6 cups water +
2 cups water
Directions
Dissolve each individual box in seperate bowls. Heating 3/4 cup water to a boil for each packet and adding 3/4 cup cold water. 1 1/2 cup water per jello flavor. Refrigerate overnight or until thoroughly set. Dissolve unflavored gelatin in 1/4 cup cold water, once dissolved add 1 3/4 cup hot water and condensed milk, cool. Cut jello in cubes and place in 9 x 13 in pan (cake pan size) Pour milk/gelatin mixture over jello and stir around. cool a few hours until set. The addition of sweetened condesed milk.. Just divine! The stuff is a legend in its self. Sweet and butterscotchy or carmel toned flavor. Oh I love just licking it off a spoon. Its jello amped up!
Lemon Delight
Ingredients
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup margarine, melted
1 8 oz. package cream cheese
2 tbsp milk
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1 Container Cool Whip
2 small boxes Lemon Pudding
3 1/2 cups cold milk